RATE THESE 
PERFORMANCE TASKS!

 

BIOLOGY:
Create life.  Estimate the difference in subsequent human culture if this form of life developed 500 million years earlier, with special attention to its probable effect on the British Monarchy.  Prove your thesis.

 

MUSIC:
Write a piano concerto.  Orchestrate and perform it with a flute and percussion.  You will find a piano under your seat.

 

PSYCHOLOGY:
Based on your knowledge of their works, evaluate the emotional stability, degree of adjustment, and repressed frustrations of each of the following:

Alexander of Aphrodisias, Ramses II, Gregory of Nicea, and Hammurabi.  Support your evaluation with quotations from each man’s work, making appropriate references.  It is not necessary to translate.

 

HEALTH:
You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece gauze, and a bottle of Scotch.  Remove your appendix.  Do not suture until your work has been inspected.  You have 15 minutes.